ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - 8 days ago | funny, McSweeney's
Quoted: The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it's not summer, it's not winter, and it's not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it's fall, fuckers.
ShareViewed: 2 Times- ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Aug 27 2009 | Kate Moss, Top Shop, funny
The captions for this slideshow are hilarious ...
Quoted: Sure, it looks good on Kate, but her TopShop Fall line involves, I'll just say it, a culotte jumpsuit. And she models it all with crazy-cat-lady tights. And no pants.
ShareViewed: 78 Times - ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Aug 26 2009 | video, funnyShareViewed: 46 Times
- ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Jul 01 2009 | movies, funny
I can't wait to see Bruno. Here's a fun slideshow featuring his fashions. Why does he remind me of Derek so much? Should I have said that?
Quoted: Sacha Baron Cohen is making his mark around the world as Bruno, a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashionista. The film, scheduled for release July 10, is all about Cohen cajoling people to let him into events and he then taping their reactions to his outlandish behavior. If fashion makes the man, we don't know what kind of man that makes Cohen, but it's fun to watch.
ShareViewed: 38 Times - ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 17 2009 | funny
True. Dads don't give a crap about Father's Day, just like they don't care about their birthdays or Christmas. It's not like they're gonna save the cards and make a 'scrapbook'. This article says 'he only likes seven things anyway', but I think it's probably really only 3 or 4 things for most men.
Quoted: Sweating about what to get your pops this year? Why? He only likes seven things anyway. Keep it simple.
ShareViewed: 4 Times - ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 16 2009 | funny, New Yorker
Funny.
Quoted: Hello, six-year-old child. Seeing as how fate has brought us together here, in the crowded coach section of this expensive airplane, I thought I should introduce myself. ...
ShareViewed: 6 Times - ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 12 2009 | video, funny
click to playHilarious because it's true.
Quoted: Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci sing about smug pregnant women.
ShareViewed: 64 Times - ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 10 2009 | goats, funny
Very cute site. I wish you could rent them just for pets.
ShareViewed: 3 Times - ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 10 2009 | funny, blogs
My favorite kind of crazy.
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- gravitymax - Jun 09 2009
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