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    0 starsms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Nov 02 2009 | funny, McSweeney's
    McSweeney's Internet Tendency: It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

    Quoted: The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it's not summer, it's not winter, and it's not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it's fall, fuckers.

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    • shiwani - Nov 02 2009

      LOL, someone sent this to me and was like, "This reminds me of you." I wasn't sure what to say :)

    • ms.kruse - Nov 03 2009

      They must have been thinking of your appreciation of all things autumnal.

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