This new crepe place opened today. So there.

Maybe the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. I think even Jonathan Swift would be like WTF???

Also, WTF?

Quoted: I have to wonder if researchers at Wake Forest University are second-thinking the wisdom of their statement that "the inflammatory potential of hamburger or pork bacon is lower than the average serving of farmed tilapia."

I'm so glad we don't buy mass-produced meat. Yuck.

Quoted: Last week, the Seattle P-I's "Secret Ingredients" blog disclosed that Tara Smith, an assistant professor at the University of Iowa Department of Epidemiology, and her graduate researchers found MRSA in more than 70 percent of the pigs they tested on farms in Iowa and Illinois.

Sweet Jesus.

Quoted: I has can cheezburger!

A few surprising items on this list ...

Quoted: Put down that brown muffin! Forget those fruit smoothies! Men's Health magazine shares smart alternatives for secretly fattening foods you might not be aware of.

Quoted: Enjoy this Russian Tea Cakes recipe from Emeril Live

Food snobs? No, don't know any.

Quoted: It gets ever harder to be a snob these days. Take food: It used to be a simple familiarity with Valrhona chocolate or a decent recipe for pad Thai could convince companions that you were an alpha in the food realm. Now, however, what was once esoteric food

Dotting this for Rob, who knows the evils of Outback Steakhouse ... you were right!

Quoted: There's a war against your waistline.  Get armed by Men's Health magazine.