Funny comic strip.

Quoted: WASHINGTON—Enlisted by members of the House and Senate, presidential aide Rebecca Tandy brought a copy of the international climate-change treaty to President Bush's desk Monday and asked him to sign a birthday document for a Japanese dignitary named "Kyoto Protocol." "Mr. Protocol really likes treaties, so we got him this treaty instead of a card, so if you could just—all the other countries have already signed it," a nervous Tandy reportedly said ..

I always find it incredibly phony (if not devisive) when cadidates say "God bless America." That's something that you'd only genuinely say if you were moderately to very religious, which most of the candidates never are. I think they always think they have to say it to seem like "they got religion too," which is dumb.

Quoted: At the beginning of 2007 there were 38 things candidates could mention in public that wouldn't be considered damaging to their campaigns, but now they are mostly limited to 'Thank you all for coming,' and 'God bless America,'" ...

Quoted: Not only did the candidate formerly known as Marvin Richardson change his name to "Pro-Life," as is expected of someone who legally changes their name to a political slogan, he is totally crazy.

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Funny stuff. But come on, anything less than $50K is just sexist.

Quoted: A controversial Web site purporting to be a place for families to sell their teenage daughters as brides is revealed to be bogus. Wait till you see what the would-be grooms wrote in--and what states actually allow.

Lots of buzz over Britney's bombed performance at the MTV music awards. The best part is seeing the looks on the faces of the other musicans in the audience. She seems really slow, probably due to that giant paunch. Oh, and nice matted-down hair. Gross.

Quoted: An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears kicks off the MTV Video Music Awards