Video of the talent portion of a Palin beauty pagent. My favorite part is the smoldering looks at the camera when she pauses for a breath.

Quoted: As everyone in America knows, there is so much more to beauty pageants than prancing around in high heels, nude control top pantyhose and a specially engineered swimsuit!

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I don't know why more people aren't talking about it either, Matt Damon.

Quoted: Matt Damon criticizes Alaska governor Sarah Palin, citing her inexperience in national politics ...

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Tucker Bounds can't name one decision Palin made as governor. Awesome.

Quoted: Campbell Brown interviews Tucker Bounds on Sarah Palin's national security experience

If you watch the video all the way to the end you are rewarded with some Ru Paul.

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Zany mad-cap fun for the whole family! Gee willikers!

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Freaking funny.

Quoted: Watch Amy Sedaris take care of business!

this is hilarious and accurate.

Here's what I was trying to dot earlier. The Hillary part is a minute in.

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Tina Fey, just say the word and my first born is yours. Your bad assery transcends time and space.