Oh hey! I wrote this quiz. It's the first thing I've written (with a byline) for Encarta. You're welcome for the awesome free quiz, Encarta!

Quoted: Do you still remember the word that eliminated you in your eighth-grade spelling bee? Did you shuffle back to your seat in a huff after missing the second 'l' in intelligible or that silly silent 'z' in rendezvous?

It's National Grammar Day, everyone!

Quoted: Why? Here's the most important reason: If you don't have a good handle on basic grammar, you can't always say what you mean. People might be able to guess your meaning, but not every time.

Oh hey, I designed and wrote everything on this page. Is it not sweet? I'll be updating this throughout the year.

Keep an eye on my fair n' balanced coverage, y'all!

Can I get a what-what from all my HillRaisers in the house?

I put together this list of anti-love quotes for Encarta and wrote the intro. It was fun. Matt Groening has the most hilarious quote -- so I put it first.

Quoted: Amazon.com: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius: Books: Dave Eggers by Dave Eggers

Even more awesomeness from Frank O'Hara ...

A great poem by Frank O'Hara.

Quoted: Amazon.com: The Elements of Style, Fourth Edition: Books: William Strunk Jr.,E.B. White,Roger Angell by William Strunk Jr.,E.B. White,Roger Angell

Cool.