If you've seen Californication, this will be more amusing.

Apparently, the pill might change what kind of guy I'm attracted to.

Quoted: Swapping spit: The term takes on a more refined meaning at the new dating site ScientificMatch.com . A prerequisite for signing up -- in addition to having a bit of cash to spare -- involves swishing a cotton swab inside your cheek and mailing a juicy sample of skin cells and saliva.

Quoted: Long Island, N.Y. teenager Alia Sabur may be old enough to teach math and physics, but she's not old enough to join her fellow professors for a drink after class. Sabur was three days short of her 19th birthday in February when she was hired to become a professor at Konkuk University in Seoul, Korea.

"A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court."

Quoted: Whether women are said to be flat-chested or big-busted, ordinary bras fall short when it comes to supporting bouncing breasts, a new study claims.

Quoted: "We've got a lot more coming," Flynt said. "There is one more gay senator or congressman, and he also votes against matters of self-interest all ...

Are you shitting me?....Hmm...I guess so....