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Quoted: WASHINGTON—Crowley once again detained the distinguished Harvard scholar after failing to recognize the man he had arrested just two weeks earlier, White House sources reported Thursday. "When I entered the Oval Office, I observed an unidentified black male sitting near Mr. Obama, and in the interest of the president's safety, I attempted to ascertain the individual's business at the White House," Crowley said in a sworn statement following the arrest.

Quoted: WICHITA FALLS, TX—I have nothing personal against Americans, said Texas Governor Rick Perry. I just think they should stay in America, where they belong.

Quoted: Kim Warp's New Yorker Cartoon

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Quoted: I get bored easily and have way to many hobbies.the requested sequel is now online http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvhvx1Yq5tk

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Quoted: Street Fighter taking it to the next level! WALL STREET !In these hard economic times, only one will survive. All your favorite characters battle it out! Freddi...

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Quoted: The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.

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Quoted: In a political season where moose hunting has become highlighted, Woody Allen's standup routine in which he tells a tall tale about how he shot a moose is recalled. The moose lives and comes in second in a costume party contest — to a Jewish couple in a moose costume.