ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - Oct 09 2007 | funnyQuoted: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - yesterday | shared, funny, iphone, glitch, bug, penis
Quoted: An adulterous husband with a penchant for sending penis pics to his mistress blamed an iPhone glitch for his problems after his wife discovered the scandalous snapshots on his phone. The man’s wife went on his phone to snoop around and discovered an email addressed to some other hussy that contained an attachment of the alleged cheater’s genitals.
ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - yesterday | shared, google, funny![Let Me Google That For You Passive-Aggressively Helps your Friends [Tech Support]](http://i.faves.com/01/9e/633c/e8c00a43/fb6a1bf444885d0b6d_5.jpg)
Quoted: If you're a power searcher, or other people think you are, and you're getting tired of constant requests for answers to questions that a quick Google search would provide, try Let me google that for you. Enter a search term, click the Google Search button, and a link appears that you can copy, paste and send to your friend. When they click the link,
ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - 3 days ago | shared, funny
Quoted: Dennis Bueller, (Dennis not Ferris) has lived to regret spraying the downstairs toilet with airfreshener, and then playing with his dad’s cigarette ligher while taking a dump. The 13 year old German boy blew himself out of the bathroom window after an almighty explosion caused by the aerosol air freshener and his idle flicking of the lighter. He was
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ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - 7 days ago | shared, funny, picture, video, pill, towel
ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - 10 days ago | shared, funny, windows, mac, picture
Quoted: After that earlier piece on global e-waste, we thought you might want something to lighten the mood. Fortunately, The Onion is ready with a sardonic, blood-shot eye turned to the respective OS releases on the way from Cupertino and Redmond. Click on through for the full comparison while we pack up things from this lame, euro coffee shop. [Via Daring
ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - 17 days ago | shared, funny, topQuoted: Short name saves tons of money on print and packaging...
ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - 18 days ago | shared, funny, cartoon, xkcd
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ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - 23 days ago | shared, picture, funny
Quoted: Filed under: Desktops We really don't know what to say. We're sorry? That just doesn't seem to cut it. Maybe these captions will bring a small semblance of comprehension to this screwed-up reality we now find ourselves in. Please add your own in the comments, we can get through this together. Josh: "The Robocop program had seen drastic budget cuts
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ricardo | Shared With: Everyone - 23 days ago | shared, funny, virus, cartoon
Quoted: Mac users are a snobby bunch - especially when it comes to security. It’s not that their sense of security isn’t well found given its niche user base in years gone past. However that will change as more and more of the Windows horde begin to experiment with the dark side (as we call it). The saving grace for both Mac and Linux has been twofold with
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