awesome.

Quoted: CCTV video from inside a US Bank catches the moment a tornado crashes through its windows.

goddamn this situation is so frustrating.

Quoted: France accuses Burma of being on the verge of committing a crime against humanity by not accepting aid.

dude, the Rocketeer is real?
next you'll be telling me he wears a suit of Iron and shoots mini rockets out of his wrists.....

Quoted: Swiss pilot Yves Rossy, who calls himself "Fusion Man", becomes the first person to fly with jet-fuel powered wings strapped to his back. He completed several loops at 300km/h (186mph) above the Alps.

i mean seriously, is this like everyday Austrian news that is finally just making its way onto my cpu screen now, or is this whole country all of a sudden turning into a sick and twisted familial nightmare?

Quoted: An Austrian man hands himself in after allegedly hacking his wife, daughter, parents and father-in-law to death.

you see, when Ikea doesn't stock Playboy pillows, it leaves the French with little other choice....

that, or these weren't no ordinary pillows. i think, yeah.

Quoted: French robbers stop a goods train and make off with cushions bearing the Playboy logo.

an eyewitness account of the food crisis going on in Haiti, the riots and violence surrounding it, and some of the contributing factors involved.

Quoted: Prospery Raymond, Christian Aid's country representative in Haiti, reports on the island's food riots.

maybe we're inventing new drugs because the euros are stealing our old ones?

Quoted: A strong euro and weak dollar may explain why cocaine is more available in Europe, a US anti-drugs official says.

at first this sounded really dystopic and strange, like when we all heard a few years ago that they were developing a drug to erase traumatic memories...and, likewise, it seemed this article was saying that this drug prevents the formation of new traumatic memory. but then as i read along, it seems that all these 'scientists' have figured out is that getting totally fucked up on downers and anaesthetics makes it hard to remember stuff...
ummm, yea, science didn't know that?
they should've asked me. i'da tol'em the newz....

Quoted: Low doses of a commonly-used anaesthetic could prevent painful memories forming, say researchers.