update on the situation down south.

sucks

brilliant.

Quoted: PASADENA, CA—Geneticists at the California Institute of Technology announced Monday that they have developed a tomato with a 31 percent larger...

dude, the Rocketeer is real?
next you'll be telling me he wears a suit of Iron and shoots mini rockets out of his wrists.....

Quoted: Swiss pilot Yves Rossy, who calls himself "Fusion Man", becomes the first person to fly with jet-fuel powered wings strapped to his back. He completed several loops at 300km/h (186mph) above the Alps.

i mean seriously, is this like everyday Austrian news that is finally just making its way onto my cpu screen now, or is this whole country all of a sudden turning into a sick and twisted familial nightmare?

Quoted: An Austrian man hands himself in after allegedly hacking his wife, daughter, parents and father-in-law to death.

dude this better not affect the Meat Ride next weekend.
we gonna need all the ribs we can getz.

Quoted: A brake fire sparked a massive barbecue on Interstate Highway 80 near Hazel Crest early Wednesday, when a truck hauling 25 tons of beef ribs went up in flames, state police said.

two cycling deaths within a couple blocks of my house in the last two weeks. geeeezzzzz

Quoted: Woman fatally struck by car while riding bicycle in Logan Square - CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

you see, when Ikea doesn't stock Playboy pillows, it leaves the French with little other choice....

that, or these weren't no ordinary pillows. i think, yeah.

Quoted: French robbers stop a goods train and make off with cushions bearing the Playboy logo.