Good news - the sequels to R. Kelly's ridiculously bizarre hip-hopera are out!

Quoted: R. Kelly, calling his 'Trapped' series an 'alien,' debuts latest in strange saga. "Don't ask me to explain it," Kelly told the audience before the videos aired. "I don't know how to explain how I wrote it." It might be hard for anyone to explain Kelly's ghetto soap opera, which includes a gay pastor, cheating spouses, a convict named 'Twon and a well-endowed midget.