Ha, that's small even by New York standards!

Quoted: If they can make it there, they can make it anywhere.

LOL, guess Bruce is gettin' old :)

Quoted: 'Hello, Ohio!' The Boss flubs greeting to Michigan audience in 'front man's nightmare'

Ha!

Quoted: The Lost Symbol, the latest novel by The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown, has gone on sale. We pick 20 of the clumsiest phrases from it and from his earlier works.

I'm not sure if this Onion article makes me want to laugh or cry...

Quoted: PALO ALTO, CA—The report found that at work, special information rectangles aid in completing business-related tasks, while entertainment rectangles—larger, louder, and often placed inside the home—help us enter a relaxing trance-like state after a long day of rectangle-gazing.

Ha!

Quoted: Police in Detroit have ruffled some feathers after they cracked down on an organized pillow fight at a downtown park.

LOL, brilliant audio piece.

Quoted: U.S. Teens Lead World In Pregnancy-Test Scores | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Um, this study seems flawed in SO many ways...

Quoted: Do conservatives have more fun? Should liberals start describing themselves as humor-challenged? Scientists try to find out.

Awesome...

Quoted: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

I don't know, I thought Palin's appearance was sort of disappointing. But I guess it's not much more than what Obama did on SNL. I have to say, McCain was really a great SNL host back in the day. Very funny...

Quoted: Sarah Palin materialized on Saturday Night Live this weekend and deserves high marks for her small contribution. Having temporarily shelved her snideness of tone, she earned an A for delivery by simply doing her thing as a home-baked cutie-pie.