Hilarious!

Quoted: Already got a dozen Obama headbands? Worn out your " Hot for Hillary" T-shirt? It's time for a new campaign accessory: Slate's political ring tones. Get one of these clips, and you'll hear John McCain say, "My friends," every time you get a call.

This book looks great - it's a satire on a really particular self-help genre that is super popular right now. The sad thing is, the author got the idea for the book because he was told he was too nice to ever advance. So, he experimented with being a major a@#hole, got the idea for this book, and is having the last laugh. Good for him. I also love all the various euphemisms for a@#hole in the article (like "orifice").

Quoted: A satirical new book serves up a 10-step program on how to be, well … an a--hole "I was the nicest guy in the world—and it was killing me," he writes in "A$$hole: How I Got Rich and Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone and How You Can Too," his new mock-help masterpiece.

Of course, there is now an explosion of "stuff X people like" blogs. Here's 'Stuff Indians Like,' and I also faved 'Stuff Desis/Brown People Like.'

Quoted: In suburbs across America Indians announce their arrival with personalized license plates. If you yourself don't have a personalized license plate for your Camry, Accord, Caravan or Windstar, then at least one other Indian family in your neighborhood does.

You knew it had to come sooner or later... stuff brown people like!

Quoted: Even on the hottest of summer days, a hot steaming cup of chai will go a long way in making a desi feel at home. Desis prefer to get their high on chai and so most gossip happens over a cup(s) of chai.

Ha, good one from MSNBC...

Quoted: Scientists discover that kids who lack coordination feel unpopular at school. Who knew? Get the scoop on research that looks into the truth behind the conventional wisdom.

LOL an entire blog devoted to the outfits of Claudia Kishi from "The Baby Sitters Club" series!! She truly is the original Asian hipster chic.

Quoted: "I smiled to myself when Claudia appeared. Her long black hair was tucked into a wide-brimmed purple rain hat with colorful Native American designs painted on the brim. She wore a matching purple slicker with identical designs along the hem. Even her umbrella matched!"

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Ha, Bob L'Eponge (that is, Spongebob) celebrates Poisson D'Avril (the French equivalent of April Fool's Day).

Quoted: Bob L'Eponge - Poisson D'Avril!

Ha, one of Slate's writers (a childless adult, mind you) conducts an 'experiment' where he fully immerses himself in Disney for 5 days straight. a.) What a great way to get a free vacation, and b.) What a hilarious concept for an article.

Quoted: Why on earth would I, a childless adult, visit Disney World by myself? Basically, to figure out what the hell's going on in this place. Because America has clearly decided it's hallowed ground.

Haha great interview with Shashi Tharoor (Indian fiction/non-fiction author & high-ranking U.N. diplomat) on the Colbert Report.

Quoted: Shashi Tharoor believes that Stephen would have been at the top of the caste system.