Ha, one of Slate's writers (a childless adult, mind you) conducts an 'experiment' where he fully immerses himself in Disney for 5 days straight. a.) What a great way to get a free vacation, and b.) What a hilarious concept for an article.

Quoted: Why on earth would I, a childless adult, visit Disney World by myself? Basically, to figure out what the hell's going on in this place. Because America has clearly decided it's hallowed ground.