Darwin Award:

Stop PROCREATING!

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dear Rosana,

Um, did you miss this one? Because yours is horrible, but I just lost my appetite for like the rest of this calendar year. God, I hate it when my 50lb. boob falls out of my 5" dress! That is ALWAYS HAPPENING to me!

Okay, when John Kerry has an entire website devoted to his misuse of words, and incoherant speeches about everything from international war to "The Google" then teh media is justified in raising a stink. Until then, STOP MAKING UP CRAP FOR THE PUBLIC TO BE UP IN ARMS ABOUT.

Quoted: The White House and Sen. John Kerry traded their harshest accusations since the 2004 presidential race on Tuesday, with President Bush accusing the Democrat of troop-bashing and Kerry calling the president's men hacks who are "willing to lie." [!]

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wow. this is great. my sister's boyfriend is a firefighter and passed this along to us from his buddy.

Fatty McLardPants, finally KFC in the spotlight, now if we can only get footage of those "chickens" they use with no heads or feet, sitting on that conveyor belt with chains around their necks being fed thorugh IV's, we'll be on the road to truth!

Maybe the worst and best site all at once. Please take a look, but have some extra time on your hands, i got sucked in and found myself laughing out loud at the screen for like, basically two hours.

Redotting this place because it's so neat and fun, and some day, i will outfit my entire life with art and furniture from this store. yay!

Uhhhhgggg! She's so dumb, I can hardly take it anymore!

Looks like her son's sense of value has also fallen into the Gap.

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