"This is horrible and cruel I have a pet hamster and seeing this just breaks my heart poor lil mouse died and some one harassed its body and posed it like a duck this is disgusting and is wrong very wrong whats wrong with ppl who do this"

DON'T HARASS MOUSE BODIES, DOKTOR T DOVETONSILS!!!

posing it 'like a duck'?! this is not a resemblance! we are talking about harassing bodies! and the doktor cannot be dissuaded from that! although i might feel sad to strip a duck from its mating pair, since they are always so sweet on each other, that'd make me sad. so either i will strike early, find a lonely lone one, or an already dead one. actually i am sure i can find an already dead one.
for the mouse... fuck so many mice die every second in this world, what's one more? and if i promise to eat it? and by 'i' what i mean is 'a dog'.

Do what you please doktor, do what you please...

you could kill two ducks and two mice and their feet would be together forever*...

*Some restrictions apply.

my friend erik and i have decided to make a film, a childstory, featuring 'duckmouse' as its main character, being loosely based on 'kitten and crow are friends' (a bluedot special, if you will recall) and beverly cleary's 'mouse and the motorcycle.' the child counter-part will be a kid who discovers duckmouse and has a special affection for DEET-based bug sprays.

what about deet?

"and if i promise to eat it? and by 'i' what i mean is 'a dog'."

lmao @ this.