i got through my whole life without hearing about this douche, and suddenly he's everywhere! Is this article a joke??

Quoted: She reminds me of beautiful naked moments from real life — skinny-dipping in the Mississippi, intertwining underwater on Oahu, sitting in hot water in the big round iron tub on the deck in Utah, the sweet woman lowering herself gingerly into the water, slowly, slowly, as her delicate anatomical parts feel the heat rising

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how can parents resist teaching their kids every profanity they can think of just for the pure entertainment value?

Quoted: See what a 3 year old says when mom asks her about monsters.

this cracks me up

Quoted: And inside the hut is a golden visitors’ book to sign.

fucking cat FACTS

haha

Quoted: [Video from BlueStemPrairie, at their YouTube page.] The teabaggers are getting ready for the next round of wingnuttery against the Obama administration. It sure looks like they lost on health-care reform, but they have already been organized for

a bunch of zach galifianakises

Quoted: Episode 1: Zach puts Michael Cera, the Superbad and Juno star in the hot seat for this special Comedy Death-Ray interview. ... Watch videos about Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Cera, In the Hot Seat, Comedy Death-Ray, Ruben Fleischer, Zach Galifianakais, Superbad, Juno, Into The Wild, Scott Aukerman, BJ Porter on FunnyOrDie.com

UPDATE: ok i just watched like all of these and they are all hilarious. none to be missed. makes me want to watch this too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSpCf8-AE94

what a fucked up bio. obviously this video will be on non-stop rotation at mtv.

fuuucked

Quoted: Alcor — a more inclusive organization and one of the two main cryopreservation facilities in the United States — is in the process of developing a trust. And finally — for the use of his clients — Rudi Hoffman has created a trust.