wha??? shut up.

Quoted: Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society found some remarkable family connections for the three presidential candidates — Democratic rivals Obama and Clinton, and ...

HAHA & "oooh...that's gotta hurt!"

Quoted: An Australian batsman blocked a streaker during India-Australia cricket match.

Ah yes, The Italian Job!

Quoted: Masked thieves drilled a tunnel and broke into a jewelry showroom as employees were preparing for a VIP showing, making off with gold, diamonds and emeralds in a brazen daylight heist, the jeweler said.

click to play

Bill Gates' last full day at Microsoft...pretty funny :)

Quoted: Featuring Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, Barack Obama, Steven Spielberg, Hillary Clinton, Bono and more!

Quoted: SINGAPORE - Male macaque monkeys pay for sex by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat sex as a ...

i'm back with the strange news stories.

Ewwwwww!!!

Quoted: Bad jokes, paper hats and Chinese cookies with proverbs baked inside are standard in the average Christmas cracker — but one New Zealand woman found a dead mouse in hers.

HAHA.

Quoted: Thieves stole 17.6 tons of ham and bacon from a warehouse and left behind a message busting the owners' chops, police said Monday.

okay...

Quoted: BEIJING (Reuters) - A northern Chinese city has banned the use of seductive words like foxy lady, handsome guy and moneybags in marriage advertisements in a bid to stamp out fraud, domestic media reported Tuesday. Many Chinese peop