HAHA & "oooh...that's gotta hurt!"

Quoted: An Australian batsman blocked a streaker during India-Australia cricket match.

Ah yes, The Italian Job!

Quoted: Masked thieves drilled a tunnel and broke into a jewelry showroom as employees were preparing for a VIP showing, making off with gold, diamonds and emeralds in a brazen daylight heist, the jeweler said.

Quoted: SINGAPORE - Male macaque monkeys pay for sex by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat sex as a ...

i'm back with the strange news stories.

Ewwwwww!!!

Quoted: Bad jokes, paper hats and Chinese cookies with proverbs baked inside are standard in the average Christmas cracker — but one New Zealand woman found a dead mouse in hers.

HAHA.

Quoted: Thieves stole 17.6 tons of ham and bacon from a warehouse and left behind a message busting the owners' chops, police said Monday.

hah! funny stuff

Quoted: Pioneering research into a "gay bomb" that makes enemy troops "sexually irresistible" to each other has scooped one of this year's Ig Nobel Prizes.

finally!

Quoted: Scientists have developed a non-stick chewing gum that can be easily removed from pavements, shoes and clothes.

wow...i'm speechless. not sure whether to laugh, cry, or be amused.

Quoted: Nepal's state-run airline sacrifices goats to appease a Hindu god, following technical problems with one of its planes.

wow...they're good. i wonder how long it took to them get so coordinated. guess they have nothing better to do with their time...at least they're not fighting, and using it for creative purpose. i wonder who choreographs this, and more so, how has he not gotten the shit beat out of him for asking MEN to dance. have you seen some of these moves?!

Quoted: Prisoners in the Philippines dance to "Electric Dreams".