"enhanced snacks", i love it!

Quoted: Federal agents said Thursday they shut down a factory that made marijuana-laced barbecue sauce, chocolate-covered pretzels and other "enhanced" snacks intended for medical users of the drug.

You never need to play checkers ever again.

Quoted: Perhaps Chinook, the checker-playing computer program, should be renamed "King Me."

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At first I really really hoped this was staged. That would have been the crowning achievement to a stellar career. Just the opening 2 minutes is pure beauty in motion.

Let this be a lesson to you kids -- alcohol can really mess you up bad! I'm sorry David is going thru this.

This is scary footage. I'm scared now.

She got a tattoo that says "breathe" because she "forgets to breathe sometimes." Her own words.
It's tough to be Lindsay Lohan!

Quoted: Lindsay Lohan won't be satisfied with a cake and some candles when she turns 21.

Maybe, just maybe...

Quoted: An Earth-like planet spotted outside our solar system is the first found that could support liquid water and harbor life, scientists announced today.

"A funny thing happened when I went to buy a lottery ticket..."

Quoted: A store clerk's slip-up at the cash register has paid off big time.

As one of the last 19 NBA fans on earth, and a Seattle resident, this is good news.

A TIGER??!?! In AFRICA???