Quoted: Now developer Joe Hewitt, who is responsible for Facebook’s massively popular iPhone application, has posted a note to the site describing some of the new features we can expect from the latest iteration of the app, which he says is “98% done”.

Quoted: Stick a fork in it; Joost is done. After all, this whole white-label video strategy is like a leaky lifeboat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The NewTeeVee crew sums up the situation very succinctly: “Becoming a white-label video provider was what a business did when all other strategies failed.”

Quoted: It took me three days to figure out that there was another side to the tape. That was not the only naive mistake that I made; I mistook the metal/normal switch on the Walkman for a genre-specific equaliser, but later I discovered that it was in fact used to switch between two different types of cassette.

Quoted: Microsoft (MSFT) shares haven’t touched the $30 level in more than a year. But the stock has been rallying impressively since bottoming in the $15 range in March - can it complete the double?
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Some analysts think so. In fact, two of them this morning upped their targets on the stock to exactly $30.

Facebook has built a new widget -- The Live Stream Box.

Quoted: The Live Stream Box is a social widget that lets users visiting your site or application share activity and comments in real time. The Live Stream Box works best when you are running a real-time event, like live streaming video for concerts, speeches, or webcasts, live Web chats, webinars, mass-multiplayer games, and more.

Quoted: The Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP for short) is a protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots.
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HTCPCP requests are identified with the URI scheme coffee: (or the same word in any other of the 29 listed languages) and contain several additions to the HTTP methods:
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BREW or POST Causes the HTCPCP server to brew coffee
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GET Retrieves coffee from the HTCPCP server
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PROPFIND Finds out metadata about the coffee
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WHEN Says "when", causing the HTCPCP server to stop pouring milk into the coffee (if applicable)

I am becoming a fan of Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz.

Quoted: Asked about whether Yahoo should display more hard news on its home page, Bartz said, “I’m with you. If I see another thing on Britney Spears, I will throw up.” The intent, she said, is to deliver news that people want in a personalized way.

Quoted: Another day, another weird Twitter story. Tonight the news broke that NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal was being traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Huge news, but what’s humorous is that apparently Shaq found out he was traded on Twitter.

HTTP status code 418 - I'm a teapot. Haha.

Quoted: 418 I'm a teapot The HTCPCP server is a teapot. The responding entity MAY be short and stout. Defined by the April Fools' specification RFC 2324. See Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol for more information.