perhaps one of the best onion articles i've read

Quoted: WASHINGTON—We tried to treat our customers like adults, and they took advantage of our generosity, said Burger King CEO Brian Thomas Swette, who was visibly upset after hearing that Americans on average use 14 ounces of ketchup per fast food meal.

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If it's true this dude pitched a no-hitter on LSD, this may not only be the greatest athletic achievement by a guy on a psychedelic journey, but it may also be the most improbable thing ever done by a living organism. only 263 MLB no hitters have ever been pitched (that's less than .08% of all MLB games ever played).

Quoted: In celebration of the greatest athletic achievement by a man on a psychedelic journey, No Mas and artist James Blagden proudly present the animated tale of D...

Quoted: Ellis pitched a no-hitter against the San Diego Padres on June 12, 1970 despite being, as he would claim in 1984, under the influence of LSD throughout the course of the game.

lol

critchley on vocals

the title suggests an attempt to repeat Kierkegaard's 'A' and his wish to always have the laughter on his side...

...and fails.

lol

Quoted: Listen to and buy Critchley & Simmons music on CD Baby. Buy the CD Humiliation by Critchley & Simmons on the independent record store by musicians for musicians.

First look at Lord of the Rings & Star Wars. Then look at Primer. lol. (actually, it might not be tortuous enough)

Quoted: Best-managed crises can bring positive recognition and enhance an organization’s value...