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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 06 2007 | eating, people, news
    Smashing a Hot Dog Record - The Lede - Breaking News - New York Times Blog

    CHESTNUT EATS 59.5 HOT DOGS!!!

    JOEY CHESTNUT: GRANDMASTER ALCHEMIST!!!!!

    A NEW HERO RISES!!!

    WILL HE DEFEAT THE GREAT GRIZZLY THAT HAS OPPRESSED OUR HUMANITY SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!??!?!

    WILL THIS NEW EPOCH BRING FORTH THE GREAT GLORY OF THE GRIZZLY'S FRANKFURTER DOOM!?!?!?

    JOEY CHESTNUT: AN ALCHEMIST WHO CAN TURN ATHLETICS INTO POETRY, POETRY INTO MATHEMATICS, AND MATHEMATICS INTO EVENTAL HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • textured - Jun 06 2007

      this is a great day for america. released from the embarrassment of our subjugation to the disciplined gluttony of the japanese...american gluttony is greater because it knows NO discipline!! joey has the eating abilities of a bear who has the eating abilities of TWO bears! joey the bearcrusher chestnut for president!! ... usa usa usa usa!!!

    • CE - Jun 06 2007

      ten things i love about neal--
      he capitalizes and capitalizes
      and eight other wonderful things!!!!!!

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