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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 20 2007 | cheney, rumsfeld, bush
    Giant Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    how did i miss this one!?!?

    Quoted: WASHINGTON, DC–The Bush Administration suffered another giant-girl-related setback Tuesday, when 60-foot-tall Alice Drury, 7, married Vice-President Dick Cheney to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld before a crowd of cowering White House staffers in the Rose Garden.

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    • shadowpuppetmaster - Jun 20 2007

      "Three times in the past week, Alice has seized Rice and brushed her hair with strokes described by witnesses as "rough." "

      awww cmon, you know Condi's into that kinda thing anyway. i mean just look at the way she deals with foreign policy...

    • zerohour - Jun 20 2007

      haha, yeah--although she's probably not as into it as rumsfeld would have been...

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