zerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Jul 31 2007 | news, video, funny, onion, sports, nascar, racing
This is one of the best Onion News Network reports ever. The ending is especially fucking hilarious.
Quoted: On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles.
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