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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Aug 20 2008 | funny, sports, world
    Green-Clad Olympic Archer Steals Gold Medals From Rich, Gives Them To Poor | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    perfect lols...

    Quoted: BEIJING—Chinese Olympic officials say they are no closer to catching the swashbuckling, green-uniformed archery competitor who has disrupted every single medal ceremony of the Games by bursting in, stealing the gold medal or medals in the...

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 10 2008 | of, world, sports
    Once-Great Competitive Eater Reduced To Hustling At 10-Cent Wing Nights | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    LOL...

    see you taste of india, D. Baggins...

    Quoted: "I never got a legitimate shot at [retired world champion Takeru] Kobayashi, but I know I could have taken him,"

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Apr 24 2008 | video, cycling, bikes, tour de france, france, sports, history
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    A twelve part feature on the history of the Tour de France. I saw a repeat of this on late night british television last week. It was done in 2003 for the 100 year 'anniversary' of the Tour. It's pretty sweet and it's filled with fun facts. Like, did you know that the first winner of the Tour won by car sharking his way to the finish?

    Quoted: Presented by Sean Kelly, narrated by David Duffield, and commentary by Phil LiggettThis official history celebrates an inc...

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Mar 22 2008 | sports
    Soraike!: More about Keirin and Keirin culture

    huh. interesting shit on keirin...sorry kieran, the phonemes don't match after all...

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Feb 24 2008 | iraq, sports, uk
    sphaleotas: We Are The Champions

    this guy;s blog in general is pretty cool. i figured i'd introduce it with this post.

    Quoted: Injured Iraq veterans recruited to compete in the Paralympics

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Aug 05 2007 | games, film, baseball, sports
    Ronnie Woo Woo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    I recently had a run-in involving Ronnie Woo Woo as I passed by Wrigley Field today on my bike, going to school. He definitely has the best "Woo!" I've ever heard in my life.

    Quoted: Indeed, Wickers once received a noise violation ticket after wooing for over six hours. However, the ticket was later dropped.

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Aug 04 2007 | games, video, sports, skateboarding, skateboard
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    HOLY EFFING SHIZA!!! Okay, remember those skateboarding mishaps I dotted back in the fall? Well, uh, this is the worst--was he hurt? Go to the previous dot to find out.

    Quoted: Jake Brown's incredible crash during his Big Air stunt at the X Games 13 event in Los Angeles, on August 2nd. He fell about 45 ...

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Aug 04 2007 | games, video, sports, skateboard, skateboarding
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    The extended version with multiple replays, you'll have turn up the volume...(oh, he did make it)

    From NYT: At the time of his fall, Brown was in first place, but on his final run he attempted a 720 — two full rotations — over the ramp’s 70-foot gap, a move no one had ever landed in Big Air competition. Although he landed it, Brown was not prepared for the 27-foot-tall quarterpipe that followed. He readied for a McTwist — a 540-degree spin — but lost control as he approached the lip of the ramp. He said he felt as though he was “shot out of a cannon” as his momentum carried him away from the ramp’s wall and out over its flat section. He fell about 45 feet, his limbs flailing, and landed on his feet with such force that both his sneakers shot off. He was then thrown hard onto his back, his helmet striking the wooden base of the ramp. Brown spent Thursday night in a local hospital, where he was treated for a bleeding liver, two sprained wrists, a bruised lung, and whiplash to his back and neck. Dulled by painkillers and speaking from his room Friday, he said of his fall, “I think that was kind of the highlight.” Brown wound up finishing second after Burnquist followed his fall with the event’s winning run. But Brown welcomed his newfound fame.

    Quoted: Jake Brown lands the first ever 720 on a mega ramp in competition. He then goes up the quarter pipe and loses his balance and ...

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    0 starszerohour | Shared With: Everyone - Jul 31 2007 | news, video, funny, onion, sports, nascar, racing
    NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    This is one of the best Onion News Network reports ever. The ending is especially fucking hilarious.

    Quoted: On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles.

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