Damn. Why'd he go and do a thing like that when he has what Dick Cheney says is the only thing that matters--the confidence of the president?

Quoted: President Bush today praised Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, whose tenure has been marred by accusations of perjury before Congress, as “a man of integrity, decency and principle.”

Again: No. Fucking. Way.

Quoted: What about those who say he's leaving to avoid Congressional scrutiny? "I know they'll say that," he says, "But I'm not going to stay or leave based on whether it pleases the mob."

No. Fucking. Way.

Quoted: Karl Rove, President Bush’s political adviser, intends to resign at the end of this month to return to Texas, according to an interview published this morning in The Wall Street Journal.

Bum! BUM! BUUUMMMMMMM!!!

From last night's Larry King Live interview with Dick Cheney. With these magicless muggles, an "I don't know" is as good as a confession.

Quoted:
Q: That would be something you would recall.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: I would think so.