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Quoted: -Hearing-An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is [...]

Quoted: -A Dream-A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it [...]

Quoted: -Wedding-Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?""Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, [...]

Quoted: -Some Interesting Facts-The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet longRain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in ChileA 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's firstflight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)There are as many chickens [..

Quoted: Sardar and ducksA sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an honorary game warden who didn't like sardars.The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and the [...]

Quoted: -Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery-1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie6 Better save that. We'll need it for the [...]

Quoted: Breaking Into the HouseA man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant."No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying [...]

Quoted: Beauty of a WomanThe beauty of a womanIs not in the clothes she wears,The figure she carries,Or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a womanMust be seen from her eyes,Because that is the doorway to her heart,The place where love resides.The beauty of a womanIs not in a facial mole,But true beauty in [...]